Opening Scene: Minister of Education’s Office. The Minister, the Secretary for Education and a private adviser are present.
AT – I’ve got this paper here about NZ’s premier boys’ school and NCEA. What is it about Auckland? So your advice is that I dismiss the board?
Secretary K – Of course, Minister. Otherwise, schools will think they can do whatever they like.
AT – Well, the PM lives in zone. They can do whatever they like. Choice is our policy, you know. I wouldn’t want to argue the toss with the PM. Let’s come back to that one in a minute … Hmm, this paper is about the primary principals not wanting to implement National Standards. So your advice is that I dismiss the boards?
Secretary K – Of course, Minister. Otherwise parents and schools will think they can do whatever they like.
AT – Well, I have been digging my toes in. But quite frankly, the PM hasn’t been too complimentary about my performance at my last appraisal meeting. Perhaps he wants them to be able to do whatever they like.
Secretary K – Maybe, Minister. But I do remember him being quite clear about the policy: National Standards. We did advise you that…
AT – We’re not going over that again. We won an election on National Standards!
Private Secretary A makes a note on piece of paper.
AT – Yes! I do feel that as Minister I am supposed to be in charge of a national education system. The community will back me on that: we need to have standards! After all, so many of our children still can’t read and write!
Secretary K – Indeed, Minister. The NCEA is our current benchmark. As you say, if schools decide not to do it, how will we know whether they can read and write or not?
AT – Well, I guess the kids at Auckland Grammar will be able to read and write! It’s our elite school! It’s a model for everyone to follow!
Secretary K – Probably, Minister. We could just assume that kids at lots of schools can read and write by the time they get to secondary school, and they would be better off doing the Cambridge exams. You asked for cost savings: the kids pay for that themselves! And we could save by not having a national qualification. Respectfully, your policy on National Standards could tell us which schools need not do NCEA.
AT – That’s a promising idea. Except that quite a few don’t want to do it. I can’t dismiss three hundred boards!
Secretary K – Possibly, Minister. But it could get the secondary schools and the primary schools at each other’s throats again. To get an exemption from NCEA, maybe we could require that a secondary school would need to get the local primary schools to show evidence against the National Standards that the kids can read and write properly.
AT – Yes! It’ll be the opposite of pay parity! The secondary teachers hate it, the primary teachers love it! …Perhaps a little judicious squeezing might do the trick. We could bribe the schools with money.
Private Secretary A makes another note on a piece of paper.
AT – Ah yes, Treasury. Well, primary teachers have already got their pay settlement. We’ve still got the secondary pay settlement to work through, though. Hmm… We need to distract these wretched schools from their insurrections. I know, maybe we could try bulk funding.
Secretary K – Of course, Minister. But the whole point of bulkfunding was that schools then will be able to do exactly as they like.
AT – But if we had bulk funding, we could at least bribe the board at Auckland Grammar to do NCEA! And penalise schools that didn’t do what we wanted!
Secretary K – Of course, Minister. When would you like that implemented by? Before the election or afterwards?
AT – Maybe I should ask the PM first.
The Minister and Private Secretary A leaves the room. Secretary K picks up the papers:
(Close-Up on papers)
On firing boards: Confidential advice paper
She crumples up the paper.
Secretary K – (straight to camera) That poem about anarchy might just come in handy.
Read also:
New Zealand Herald: Top school’s revolt against NCEA